The Monster in My Mouth!

There was a certain something that Jason has been wanting for awhile, and I decided that I would get it for him for Christmas. A few weeks ago we were at Costco and it was on sale, but the rebate was ending that day, so we decided to just go ahead and buy it then instead of waiting until Christmas. He was so excited about it, and as soon as we got home he ran in our bathroom and plugged it in to charge. There were two of them, one for each of us, and we had to wait for 24 hours for them to charge, so we didn't get to use them until the following night. When it was time, Jason came in and handed my mine, and he had his in his hand. We smiled at each other, then proceeded to stick the machine into our mouths. I turned mine on and felt like I had stuck a tazer gun in my mouth! I immediately took it back out! It was the most awful feeling! The machine vibrated and tickled every part of my mouth. I HATED IT!!! I wanted to throw the stupid machine away right then and there! I made it through the full two minutes with tears practically streaming down my cheeks. Jason looked at me in a way that said "I don't even have to tell you how big of a baby you are being. Get over it. It's a friggin toothbrush!" I felt like a four year old who was being forced to do something that was scary and uncomfortable. Brushing my teeth has never been so traumatizing! I could hardly sleep knowing that I was going to have to get up soon and do it again! That was no toothbrush... That was a MONSTER!!!



You all might be happy to know that since then I have grown to love my new sonicare toothbrush. I no longer recoil before brushing my teeth, and I have even grown to enjoy it! This isn't much of a post, but it is what was on my mind when I sat down just now. Congratulations to you all for getting to read my weirdness.